Twelve Surefire Ways to Piss off a Pregnant Lady!

Piss of a pregnant lady - I think one thing is pretty evident. If you looking to pick a fight with a pregnant lady then all you have to do is mess with her food! You know how when you first tell people you’re pregnant and they start talking about the ‘glow’. They tell you how fantastic pregnancy is and how amazing your hair will be? Well that was not me. From day one I was a raging mess of emotions and relentless heartburn. To this day I’m still not really sure how Ryan and I made it through nine months of hormonal misery. I guess he must really love me. Either that or he was just too afraid to leave. Needless to say Ryan learnt first hand just how easy it is to piss off a pregnant lady, on more than one occasion!

I’m sure there’s quite a few people who will agree with me when I say KFC isn’t worth having unless it’s with gravy. Picture this; you’re five months pregnant, you can’t drink wine and the only thing you want in life is a bucket of chicken and some of Colonel Sanders delicious gravy. Now imagine your reaction when your other half returns home, bucket of chicken under his arm but your gravy is nowhere in sight! I won’t bore you with the details but let’s just say a hormone fueled argument ensued, ending with Ryan throwing a spicy hot wing at me.

The rational part of me found it hilarious although I can’t say the same for the part of me that was five months pregnant. It’s an action which I’m sure most husbands would applaud, wishing that they too had the balls to react to their pregnant wives erratic mood swings in the same way. While it could have very easily been something which Ryan – or his genitalia – lived to regret, it turned out to be the ideal way to defuse the situation. It’s also gives us a rather amusing story to tell our friends.

Curtsy of the fabulous blogging community here are twelve other sure fire ways to piss of a pregnant lady:

1. Touching their bump without asking.. especially if they don’t know you! Sarah – The Parenting Trials

2. Saying ” You don’t actually have to eat for two” 🙄 Abbie – Mama Wilkos 

3. Complain about the heat. Just try it. Go on, I dare you! Frances – Whinge Whinge Wine

4. Sometimes, simply existing is enough to piss off a pregnant lady in my experience. I think this is fair enough; pregnant ladies are entitled to be pissed off whenever over whatever they like. Alex – Dad FC 

5. Assume they’ll be your late night taxi/designated driver home from the pub. Samantha – North East Family Fun

6. Order her the wrong type of chicken from the Chinese takeaway (I know from experience). Stevie – Big Stevie Cool

7. Rock up to their baby shower half cut with another two bottles of wine in tow. Vanessa – Mother Hermit

8. Texting them everyday after due date to see if baby has arrived! Emma – Glossy Boutique 

9. When you’re expecting earlier than a friend, they have theirs first. Then you’re two weeks late so their baby is actually a month older than yours. When you’re hormonal it’s enough to tip you over the edge.  Erica – The Incidental Parent 

10. Eat the Toblerone that she left in the fridge for when her nougat craving kicked in. Rachel – Vintage Folly 

11. Refusing to go get a chop suey roll from the Chinese at 9.50pm when that pregnant lady is craving it. Rebecca – Becster {dot} Com

12. Buy her champagne – and glasses – for Christmas. In fact just being offered booze was enough, but people’s obvious offence when I wouldn’t drink really pissed me off! Helen – Mumatron

I think one thing is pretty evident. If your looking to pick a fight with a pregnant lady then all you have to do is mess with her food! 


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12 Comments

  1. June 10, 2017 / 8:33 pm

    I don’t have to be pregnant to be pissed off with someone messing with my food hahaha! But it’s not much better when I’m pregnant!
    These are definitely sure ways to set the fire going. #1 really irritates me, I hate people touching me anyway, and from a stranger to be feeling up my bump? no thanks.
    I was late with my first, (2 weeks late!) and the amount of people who’d ask “when are you due?” or “are you STILL pregnant?!” I just felt like writing it all on a piece of paper and handing it over so I didn’t have to keep repeating myself over and over lol.

  2. June 11, 2017 / 7:05 am

    Haha I love that he threw a chicken wing at you! I couldn’t eat KFC when I was pregnant, it was the one thing I really went off apart from one day…I was driving home from a growth scan and decided to go to the drive thru. It was the most delicious KFC I’ve ever had, probably because it had been so long and also because it was the middle of a week day so it was lovely and fresh!

    So many things pissed me off when I was pregnant! The biggest was probably people making comments about how big I was getting. Argh!

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  3. June 11, 2017 / 10:30 am

    The easiest way for me to piss my wife was to tell her to take it easy. It still is to be honest. #kcacols
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  4. June 11, 2017 / 12:55 pm

    Pregnancy cravings are so strange and a need that just has to be met at any time! #KCACOLS

  5. June 11, 2017 / 7:05 pm

    These are super funny. You can also piss off a not pregnant lady by asking if she is pregnant! 🙂 Never ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless it’s 100% obvious lol #KCACOLS

  6. June 11, 2017 / 7:43 pm

    Being told what I could & couldn’t eat by total strangers used to really annoy me! #KCACOLS
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  7. June 12, 2017 / 11:20 am

    Hah! The chicken wing is a great story to share with your little one later on! I can relate to all of the other points. Especially the touching of bump without permission and texting every day after the due date! Thanks for linking up at #KCACOLS. Hope you can join us again next time.
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  8. June 16, 2017 / 4:21 pm

    my wife used to get pissed when people would comment about her not drinking and count down how many more months it would be until she could start again. probably wasn’t meant the way she took it, but she bit some heads off!
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  9. June 21, 2017 / 2:32 pm

    Oh my word, number 4 just really made me laugh! Made me think of Friends when Rachel was pregnant and just really irritated by Ross basically just existing! x #KCACOLS

  10. June 29, 2017 / 3:26 pm

    Ha – yes, it’s hilarious how most of them revolve around food and drink!! Your story had me giggling, can’t say I’ve been hit with a wing before 😉 But gravy? Noooo. I hate KFC gravy! (is there something wrong with me?) #kcacols

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