Somedays I don’t want to be a Mum

Somedays I don't want to be a parent, somedays I don't want to be a mum

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be a mum
I don’t want to cook anyone dinner
or change a smelly bum

I’d like to wake up at a normal time
To make fresh coffee and drink it hot
I’d eat breakfast cooked only for me
Not leftover toast from a naughty tot

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be mum
I don’t want play with lego
or do the chuffing school run

I’d like to take a shower
Completely alone
I’d like to wash my hair
Without listening to someone moan

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be mum
I don’t want to bath the toddler
or rock the baby ’til my arm goes numb

I’d like to have a day with friends
To catch up on all the goss
I’d like to go on a shopping trip
And not worry about the costs

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be mum
I don’t want deal with trantrums
or be so tired that I just sound dumb

I’d like to have a lazy day
Watching TV in my pants 
I’d like to have a minutes peace
Without any teenage rants

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be mum
I don’t want to do the big shop
or do playdates with the toddlers chum

I’d like to finally finish my book
Relaxing out in the sun
I’d like to visit the hair salon
So I can get rid of my awful mum-bun

Somedays I don’t want to be a parent
Somedays I don’t want to be mum
I don’t want to make packed lunches
or for my house to look like a slum


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1 Comment

  1. July 25, 2017 / 8:06 pm

    This is brilliant!! Singing the song of so many of us! 😀

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